Britney Spears

I haven't really used this forum to discuss Britney Spears.  I think she gets enough attention and though I like to read other bloggers blog about her (www.dlisted.com, for the love of whatever you believe in, please read this blog, it's the first thing I check in the morning) I've never felt it necessary to comment on her crazy ass.  But today, being bored, and a tad curious I decided to check out how much tickets are to see her at Philips Arena in March.  Let me go over to Ticketmaster...  WHAT?  $549 for something called the Toxic VIP Package!  At that price the In The Zone Package at $349.50 seems like a bargain.  Really, who is paying over $1k for the Toxic VIP Package?  One package only comes with one ticket and privileges for one person so you totally have to buy two unless you wanna go by yourself and be "that guy.”  For the price of one Toxic VIP Package I could buy 555 $.99 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers at Wendy's, almost 2 sets of Sex & the City The Complete Series (Collector's Gift Set, natch), or 27 copies of Dancing to the Music in My Head: Memoirs of the People's Idol by Sanjaya Malakar and Alan Goldsher (cause if I'm going to download the album I totally need to read the book first, yeah, did you see that the American Idol reject, Sanjaya, has an album coming out?  You have to check out the album cover.  Hilars.).  Hmm.  I'll guess I'll be sitting nosebleed cause those tickets are only $39.50 before Ticketmaster rapes me with fees.  That sounds more reasonable.  A good wallet raping and money left over for the regular size Bacon Cheeseburger at Wendy's!  Brit Brit would be so proud.

Bee-Tee-Dubs, I know the above pic was from the MTV awards a year or so ago pre full on comeback, but really, does she look fat there?  I don't think so.  If that's fat then help me because I must be more than morbidly obese (and I'm pretty healthy).  No wonder so many girls (and boys) have eating disorders if this is what America considers fat.