Everybody hates me. I guess I'll go eat worms.
I do feel like no one likes me. I have three people following me on Twitter. No one reads my blog (except for you, Mom). And, I have 45 Facebook friends. I don't know if that's a lot, but I have a feeling some people just collect friends and don't really feel a connection to you, but just want you to have access to their page and their super cool pics (I have no pics on my page).
Why does no one like me? How can I market my blog and increase my readership to, say, 100 people?
I also have two really big zits right now.
I need a hug.
(The above pic is me, being sad.)
7 comments:
This is just horrible, Melissa. I think you might need to cut your computer off, and take a deep breath and realize Facebook, Twitter, and the other 50 sites you are connected to are horrible ways to make friends. Just kidding. I am just jealous that I am not on Facebook. Attention, if anyone out there has a job opening in Radio, Media, or the cirucs, please hire Melissa. Melissa is a very smart, savvy, and a real hard worker.
And, if you don't go and take a shower now, I might not like you anymore.
Take A SHOWER!!!
To explain, I'm delaying our day by refusing to take a shower since I'm having fun being lazy. By taking a shower I'm ending Sunday Morning (it is 2:19pm) and therefore I have to be productive. But I should probably get a move on since we have like 20 people coming over in about three hours.
To futer explain, it is now 2:25 and Melissa is by far the laziest person I have ever known. Please, Take A Shower.
To futher. I mispelled Futher.
Melissa, I need a speak and spell for my Birthday.
I used to be an incredible speller.
Now, not so much.
I love you!
Aunt G
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