I'm may be going to hell in a handbasket (but at least I'm enjoying the ride)

So, I'm planning a playlist for a baby shower that I am hosting in a few weeks.  We're having it at my house which means I get to play DJ.  But also cause I have the best taste in music.  Instead of compiling a list of songs to play at a baby shower, here's a list of songs NOT to play at a baby shower:

• Toby Keith - Who's Your Daddy? - self explanatory
  
• The Beatles - I Want You (She's So Heavy) - cause pregnant ladies are heavy
  
• Three Dog Night - Mama Told Me (Not to Come) - cause if you listened to Mama you wouldn't be pregnant
  
• The Band - Rag Mama Rag - you go nine months without being on the rag 
• Elton John - The Bitch is Back - pregnant ladies are moody
• The Fifth Dimension - Wedding Bell Blues - unless the mother to be is married
• Jimmy Cliff - The Harder They Come - see above Mama Told Me (Not to Come)
• Tim McGraw - Red Ragtop - umm, it's about an abortion

Meanwhile, these are all songs my guests will be listening to.  It's going to be an awkward afternoon.

I'm kidding.  

Maybe.